{"product_id":"toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","title":"Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAt last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cbr\u003eOkay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe theory of toddler evolution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMealtime (AKA Hell)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour unraveling life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd how not to die inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBunmi Laditan\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Workman Publishing\u003cbr\u003eApril 01 2015\u003cbr\u003eEAN: 9780761185642\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 076118564X\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Golden Leaf Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48663979589847,"sku":"5494","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/6159\/7655\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b9742e9f-53c6-46a0-921e-c9361e2889ab.jpg?v=1779716476","url":"https:\/\/txvx2c-sy.myshopify.com\/products\/toddlers-are-a-holes-its-not-your-fault","provider":"My Store 2","version":"1.0","type":"link"}